a request

I was wondering if you guys would want to help me with some promotional crap for Dance Club. My goal is to make some little flyer things that are one half of a page, vertically split, that are really tacky and full or rainbows. I really want them to be offensive, nonsensical, and politically correct enough to distribute to hip coffee shops in Seattle. I'm going to make some myself, but I thought it might be a fun thing to design. I'm aiming for tacky rave poster meets several punchlines to jokes about furries.