superhero reboot

Alright, I'm starting this back up again. Don't let me down.
Since the last superhero was THE INTERNET, there's really only one true force I've found that can destroy such a powerhouse.

superrr

here's my superhero to take down any boppy high school chic, dick or no dick.
IT'S THE INTERNET. IT KNOWS YOUR LIES.

My highschool was dominated by super-mutants

so so dark, as my sooouuulll

Salt OR crack, really doesn't matter

I regret nothing!

Someone else should totally join in

...ladies

<3

> _ >

Time limit ftl

no orgy is complete without..

Those things really sucked if you were left-handed

doiiyoooooo

'mullet man' is the best google image search ever

happy halloween yalls

OK Mike, we're really doing this (and whoever else wants to join in <3)

Ganked directly from thesuperest.com, haha. Check out the link and start at the bottom. Each new superhero posted has to defeat the one just previous. Anybody's free to throw in a competitor. XD





I get a totally easy one since I'm posting first, and since I'm posting this from work because my landlord apparently didn't pay our internet bill or something...